Wednesday, June 10, 2009

THIS JUST IN: "Toilet Paper is Archaic and Disgusting"

Here is the solution: COMFORT WIPE.

I hate people.

9 comments:

Stevarooni said...

Holy cats, that's just disgusting! :P

Abby (aka AgatheAthena) said...

I'm astounded again at the laziness of the Western world.

Dan Nugent said...

I'm still waiting on the 3 Seashells.

Zelik The Red said...

WOW. I was just talking about Demolition Man and the three seashells.

Anonymous said...

Youthists...

It is for people that have various physical issues (handicaps, frailty, range of motion...) and would otherwise need assistance getting clean.

Dan Nugent said...

Wasn't being advertised that way, friend. Any of those people look like they really needed assistance wiping? Even the old lady didn't look all that infirm.

Zelik The Red said...

Exactly. If it were advertised as an aid for the elderly I would have no beef with this product or ad, but most of the advertising focused on holding toilet paper.

Steve said...

I'm with anonymous. It's hell getting old, and it's no easier having a disability. The fact that they use young, attractive people in the ad is irrelevant; who uses the elephant man to sell a product?

I just told the wife tonight, "You know, every year I start to like old people more and more." We both thought that was hilarious.

(Pushing 60, yet an ardent ZTR fan)

Zelik The Red said...

It's not so much that the actors are young, it's that the product is mainly being pushed towards the germaphobes.